Reboot: Chris Simmons

Back again! Well, McPennyBucks feels that last week's reboot was good, but since the comic still isn't pulling in millions of hits a day, he wants to try a different direction. This week we're bringing you a darker reboot from the fantastic Chris Simmons of Digital Unrest! Perhaps this will suit your tastes. I hear darker reboots are all the rage right now. If it worked for Batman it can work for Cartridge, right?

Well, I'm going to go take a huge dump and wipe my hairy ass with the Dead Sea scrolls. See you next week!