Jerry

Jerry is a freelance concept writer who sells his ideas secretly to various companies. He has lived in several different countries throughout his life, and adapting to many different cultures has left Jerry with a skewed idea of acceptable behavior. Jerry often gives in to his vices, most notably women and weed. The oldest of the group, there is little Jerry hasn't seen, and there are many secrets to his past.

Evan

Evan is a pizza delivery boy who tends to question himself at every turn. The most insecure of the group, Evan doesn't like to jump into a situation without thinking. Evan often wishes he could be something important, which causes him to give in to frequent daydreaming. Despite his wishes for greater things in life, Evan still finds himself stuck in a crappy job that pays him barely enough to pay for his bills and his collection of Star Wars memorabilia.

Milton

Milton is a professional blogger who has spent most of his life looking out for his best friend, Evan. Milton is very hot-tempered and over confident, which causes him get annoyed by Jerry's irresponsible behavior quite easily. Milton is a Trekkie, and takes his nerd lifestyle far more seriously than his friends. Despite his immature behavior, Milton is actually a genius who is incredibly good with electronics.

Peter / Emo-Spider

Peter a.k.a. Emo-Spider was an average young man working in a clothing store until one day he was bitten by a spider that had been charged with the power of emo music. With his spider powers, Peter attempts to save the world as Emo-Spider, but is usually distracted by his habit of complaining about his life in his various blogs.

Chad

Peter's co-worker. Chad is a quiet goth who is obsessed with death and violence.

Ashley

Ashley is a college student who works at Pixels and Panels, the local comic book store. She has no interest in nerd pastimes whatsoever, and her sizable sweater stuffers have given her much unwanted attention from the store's customers. As a result, Ashley has developed a deep hatred for nerds.

Patrick

Patrick is Jerry's occasional smoking buddy. He is somewhat irresponsible and reckless.